One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.
一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go
Slow.
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。
DID YOUR DAD...
2)Tom call Jim's name:I can't bear such a foolish!
and Jim say:You mother could (bear)!
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:我受不了你这个苯蛋了!
吉姆说:你妈妈能!
附:bear 有两重意思:生和忍受这个笑话正是根据这点.
3)Tom call Jim's name:I can't bear such a foolish!
and Jim say:You mother could (bear)!
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:我受不了你这个苯蛋了!
吉姆说:你妈妈能!
附:bear 有两重意思:生和忍受这个笑话正是根据这点.
4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
The shepherd boy and the wolf
Once there was a boy who lived on a farm. Every day he had to take his father’s sheep to a hill. One day he tried to play a trick on the other people. He said to himself. I will call “wolf. wolf.” then everyone come to help me. It will be fun when they find out there is no wolf after all. So he cried: “wolf .wolf.” and everyone ran to help him. When they came he just said: “there is no wolf. It was only a joke.” He did this three times. Then one day a wolf really came. “Help! Help! The wolf is here.” called the boy. But everyone said: “No, you know that there is no wolf. He is just calling us for fun. There is no danger.” So they did not go to help the boy. The wolf killed all the sheep then.
狼来了
从前，有一个住在农场里的孩子。每天，他都要带他父亲的羊到山上去放。一天，他想对其他人开一次玩笑。他自言自语说道：“我要叫“狼呀！狼呀！”
那么，人人都会来帮我的了。如果，他们发现根本没有狼，那么多有趣呀！”
因此他叫道：“狼呀！狼呀！”每个人都跑去帮助他。当他们来到的时候，他只是说：“这里没有狼，这只是一个玩笑。”
他这样做了三次。
然后，有一天，一只狼真的来了。
“救命！救命！狼来了！”男孩子叫道。
但人人都说：“我们知道那儿没有狼。他只不过是因为好玩而叫我们。那里没有危险的。”
于是，他们没有去帮助那个男孩子。狼便把所有的羊都咬死了。
The hare and the tortoise
The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. I have never been beaten, he said, when I run at full speed, no one is faster than me.
The tortoise said quietly, I will race with you. That is a good joke, said the hare. I could dance around you the whole way.
The race started. The hare darted almost out of sight at once. He soon stopped and lay down to have a nap.
The tortoise plodded on and on. When the hare awoke from his nap, he saw the tortoise was near the finish line, and that he had lost the race.
兔子向动物们夸耀他的速度，“我从来没有失败过，”他说，“当我奔跑时，没有人比我更快。”
乌龟平静地说：“我要与你比赛。”“真是笑话，我可以边玩边和你赛跑。”兔子说。
比赛开始了，一眨眼工夫，兔子已经跑得不见了踪影，但是他觉得自己跑得快，对比赛掉以轻心，躺在路边睡着了。
乌龟慢腾腾地却持续不停地走，当兔子一觉醒来，他看到乌龟已经快到终点线了。兔子输了比赛。
1、How to learn Enlish well?The answer is you must feel like it first.Just because when you feel like it you can do it best and enjoy it. Learn Enlish well is not a thing in one day but to accumlate over a long period .Ofen you should remember what is the meaning of the word and how to use it in your daylife.You also should to know Enlish grammer well,read Enlish as many as you can .ALL the above what you do should by your like ,not a load.So you can learn your Enlish well.
2、there ae many wasys to purchase goods. You could go to supermarket or you could buy things on the Internet. Before you buy, you could check the information about the merchandise,and compare the price with the same merchandise.you don't have to spend too much time for the shopping.However you have to wait for the delivery.If you go to the supermarket, you could see what you want directly, and you may have a chance to get some thing on sale. i like get my commodity on the supermarket,because i'd rather belive my eyes than Internet
3、As we all konw,we are what we eat.Therefore,it's very important for us to form healthy eating habits.
Part of the students have an unregular eating habit.Never did they eat breakfast everyday.They referred to snack and often ate too much. What is most important was that they were particular about food.All above are eating habits that will do bad for our body.
We must accustom ourselves to healthy eating habits.Eating must be varied. Not until the right time can we have meals and the quantity must be suitable.
The healty eating habits,I think, is very important to everybody. To some extent,the healty body are all owing to the healty eating habits.
Consequently,give up your unregular eating habits and try to form the healthy eating habits!
4、Thomas Edison lost his first job.For the next five years he went around the country from job to job.At last Edison went to New York.He had little money.He could not buy enough food to eat.He had no place to sleep.
For many days Edison looked for work.He was hungry.At last he found work fixing machines.He could fix the old machines.He also made new ones.The headman liked Edison?s new machines.He was going to give Edison ＄40,000 for them.Edison would now have money to do what he wanted.
Thomas Edison was then 23.He used the money to build a shop in New Jersey.He had many people working for him.But he worked more than any of them.He rested very little.Soon he was making more than 40 new things at one time.
In 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made a telephone.But it could carry voices only a little way. Edison wanted to make a better telephone.He soon made one.It could carry voices a long way.
5、Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily. They did not pay any attention. In the end, I could not bear it. I turned round again. I cant hear a word! I said angrily.
Its none of your business, the young man said rudely. This is a private conversation!