一、小学五年级文学幽默小故事
明天就是周末了，大家记作业。
小明突然举手说：“老师，可不可少布置点作业啊?”
老师：“为什么啊?”
小明：“我想过个没有作业的周末，周末是我的生日，你应该满足我的愿望。”
望采纳~
二、有意义的故事?给五年级孩子讲的,谢谢!
买一些寓意故事书如狼来了
三、适合五年级学生的圣诞故事剧本
圣诞话剧 自己编的 五片雪花在舞台上跳”merry christmas”的舞蹈,同时,爸爸一起跳到舞台上,音乐一停,就说: dad: look at the snow.how beautiful! (唱”雪绒花) dad: marry,i almost lost myself. (做陶醉状态) marry! marry! oh,where is marry? (四下寻找marry) 此时marry手拿雨伞走上来。同时唱”love you more than i can say” dad: wo…ye… love you more than i can say!! marry: thank you!! 此时，女儿从后台走出 elder: i have a present.it’s really beautiful!!!! little: me too! mine is better!!! 依偎在父母身边说mine is better,父母做商量动作，然后派一位代表 parents: ok! you can sing a song ,and let’s see. little: meeee first!! (唱hush little baby歌曲) thank you!! older: it’s my turn now! hello,everyone (唱little bird) merry christmas! parents: oh ,both of you are very great.merry christmas. children: thank you! 雪花片搬上圣诞树，大家一起将礼物放在上面然后一起围着树跳舞，边唱圣诞歌曲 --from the sound of music christopher plummer edel weiss, edel weiss, every morning you greet me. small and white, clean and bright, you look happy to meet me. blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever. edel weiss, edel weiss, bless my homeland forever. small and white, clean and bright, you look happy to meet me. blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow, bloom and grow forever. edel weiss, edel weiss, bless my homeland forever. i love you more than i can say 歌手:leo sayer who -- who -- yeah -- yeah i love you more than i can say i'll love you twice as much tomorrow love you more than i can say who -- who -- yeah -- yeah i'll miss you every single day why must my life be filled with sorrow i love you more than i can say i don't you know i need you so oh tell me please i gotta know do you mean to make me cry am i just another guy who -- who -- yeah -- yeah i'll miss you more than i can say why must my life be filled with sorrow i love you more than i can say i don't you know i need you so oh tell me please i gotta know do you mean to make me cry am i just another guy who -- who -- yeah -- yeah i love you more than i can say i'll love you twice as much tomorrow love you more than i can say i love you more than i can say i love you more than i can say we wish you a merry christmas 欢乐圣诞 music we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. good tidings we bring to you and your kin; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding and bring it fight here oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding and bring it fight here good tidings we bring to you and your kin; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. music we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some, so bring some out here we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some, so bring some out here music we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. good tidings we bring to you and your kin; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. music oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding and bring it fight here oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding; oh, bring us a figgy pudding and bring it fight here good tidings we bring to you and your kin; we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year. we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some, so bring some out here we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some; we won't go until we get some, so bring some out here the end